uppity adjective: rebelliously self-assertive; not inclined to be tractable or deferential


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Evidence Matters

Evidence Matters
Evidence Matters - Your opinion, not so much. You're still entitled to your opinion, but don't expect others to accept it as fact.

No Corporate Greed

No Corporate Greed
Not only do they want all the money, they also want all the power. The uppityWhite Guy takes aim at corporate greed on t-shirts, mugs, flasks and more.

Cost of living

Cost of living
They'll look twice, because they just won't get it the first time. And if you have to explain, that'll tell you a lot.

WE are greater than the 1%

WE are greater than the 1%
There are more of us than them. But we have to Vote.

gettin' old

gettin' old
You're getting older and some things don't work as well as they once did. But you're soldiering on, hanging tough, staying the course, facing adversity. What other choice do you have?

Jail for Bankers

Jail for Bankers
Isn't tanking the world economy a crime? Show the world that you think so in this provocative t-shirt. I get several votes of approval every time i wear mine to Costco.

Common Sense

Common Sense
Common sense seems to be in short supply. Perhaps we all should know better. But we don't.

Facts

Facts
Have you noticed that scientists mostly identify as Democrats? It's because they are persuaded by facts, not by B.S. Proudly display your predisposition - to factual arguments.

Getting old?  Don't worry.

Getting old? Don't worry.
Life is good. Even though there's less of it left than there was last year, no need to fret. No time like the present to start something new - new hobby, new S.O., new liquor, new car, new attitude.

Mark Twain On Whiskey

Mark Twain On Whiskey
“America’s Greatest Humorist” holds forth on the merits of a fine whiskey. No argument from me. He was also fond of cigars, but I gave them up for Lent – in 2008. The price we pay for health…

I'm Part Of The Problem

I'm Part Of The Problem
Proudly state your opposition to all those try-to-work-it-out plans. There's a reason you're not a politician. You don't settle for wishy-washy BS solutions. Show others where you stand.

VOTE

VOTE
Don't Let Someone Else Decide For You. Voting is your contribution to democracy. Make your voice heard. Not voting is the same as voting for whoever wins. Not who you wanted? No vote, no grumble.

Free Range Human

Free Range Human
A very uppity shirt/hat/bag. It suits you. You're not confined by others' beliefs. You think for yourself. And you vote.

Tequila for one hundred

Tequila for one hundred
We can't all be contestants on Jeopardy! But we can all show our appreciation for Alex Trebeck, our favorite agave spirits and the best game show on TV.

CLICKBAIT

CLICKBAIT
CLICKBAIT <i>(noun)</i>: An eye-catching item (image or text) which encourages viewers to learn more. Click if you dare.

Alcoholics Unanimous

Alcoholics Unanimous
Not the university but frequently the students... and you too when you wear this high class garment. Let everyone know your alma mater, in case they didn't meet you in school last weekend.

Honeybee Advocate

Honeybee Advocate
Banned by the EU, neonicitinoids have been linked to Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) as the primary cause. Neonics are principally manufactured and sold by Bayer and Syngenta. Support your local hive.

I Can

I Can
No more negativity. Achieve your potential. Imagine it done, and then get busy. It'll be finished in no time. Have faith in yourself.

For A Reason

For A Reason
Sometimes the truth hurts. Don't take it too seriously, just dust yourself off and try again.

Not 100 percent Irish

Not 100 percent Irish
Not just for St. Patrick’s Day; wear this Tee whenever you’re feeling lucky. It’s proven fact that luck favors drunks and sailors. And if you’re a drunken Irish sailor… woo hoo!

Not People

Not People
We know who said it. It was captured on video. It was wrong then and it’s wrong now. Show where you stand.

Dear 1 Percent

Dear 1 Percent
The top 0.1% own as much wealth as the bottom 90%. Virtually all new income goes to the top 1%. We have the highest wealth and income inequality since the 1920s. Take one step to change that.

Life is too short

Life is too short
A simple yet sound life philosophy, go for the gusto but don’t go cheap.

Stop Partisan Nitwit Disease

Stop Partisan Nitwit Disease
This quotable phrase is from the red-vs-blue-vs-grey dept at http://www.techdirt.com – 'Hey, Just A Silly Thought: Maybe It’s Time We Stop Letting Comcast And AT&T Write State Telecom Law?' Karl Bode.

Be someone who...

Be someone who...
Peace and happiness start within. Be good to yourself.

I used to have sex daily...

I used to have sex daily...
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dont mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

Irish Handcuffs

Irish Handcuffs
Not just for St. Patricks Day; wear this Tee whenever you’re feeling lucky. It is a proven fact that luck favors drunks and sailors. And if you are a drunken Irish sailor… woo hoo!


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