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you are so dense that light bends around you	Hi, I'm : DRUNK!	If it's tourist season why can't you shoot them?
Constipation has made me a walking time bomb	You can't touch this!	Can I trade this job
Sex Maniac	Productive employee - when under constant close su	Tore up from the floor up
Agent of Satan - but my duties are largely ceremon	I'm Sorry, your connection has just timed out	Disgruntled Employee of the month
Everyone is entitled to my opinion	DO I look like a 'people' person?	Atheism a non-prophet organization
How about never? Is never good for you?	Im sorry I was visualizing your head wrapped in du	I would like to help with your self esteem issues.
I see DUMB people	Whatever hits the fan	I don't know what your problem is- but I bet it is
Okay, a little hard work never killed anyone, b	If absolute power corrupts- where does that leave	So were both of your parents human?
I can never remember if I am the good twin or the	Thank God - I'm an Atheist!	I lied to get this job, they lied about this job,
I'd try to explain it to you but your brain might	my sole purpose in life is to serve as an example	Today isn't looking too good either
If ignorance is bliss...	10,000 women can't be wrong	It's all fun and games...
Jesus is coming hide the bong	Jesus is Coming (look busy)	Friends don't let friends take ugly women home fro
Some days...	I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am per	Never underestimate
PMS mad cow	absolute power