T-shirt Patch : Funny Business

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hokey pokey	Guitarded Guitarded, perfect for most guitar collectors/players!	i think of you constantly
Looking out for #1 -and trying to stay out of the	objects in mirror may be drunker than they appear	anorexia survivor
ganksta	Princess	Ask me about my vow of silence
When all is said and done more will be said than d	Homicide	I may be dirty and smelly, but in the dark I am ju
Jesus is coming look busy!	I've had a great time, but unfortunately this wasn	My other shirt has a cape
vanity damn you're handsome	fuzzy	A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party
Love is made in Heaven- Unfortunately so are hurri	I can never remember if I am the good twin or the	Bomb Squad
DNA - National Dyslexics Association	And I thought low speed chases were boring	I lied to get the job, they lied about the job, th
LOST CAUSE	SLACKER	Help Wanted: telepath - you know where to apply
My sole purpose in life is to serve as an example	I understand they call it PMS because Mad Cow Dise	Just because you are smart doesn't mean that I am
Can I trade this job for what's behind door number	I'm sorry - your connection has just timed out	Thank you (we are all refreshed by your unique poi
Where did you hook up with that?	Victim of Love	Who needs good looks with a body like this?
A 357 has a much better response time than 911	I don't suffer from stress - (I'm just a carrier)	10,000 women can't be wrong
Apathy a conflict of disinterest	Default Slogan	Don't rush me I get paid by the hour
dyslexics have more nuf	When in doubt, Mumble	What's another word for Thesaurus?
The early bird may get the worm but the second mou	What is Whack?	Never put off until tomorrow what can wait until n
Light travels faster than sound...	He who laughs last probably doesn't get the joke	He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm not as easy as I look	Bad influence	Bad News
Everyone is entitled to my opinion	Always late	I see DUMB people
# 2 pencil	Not your day	People like you
Life would be easier sourcecode	Brazilian supermodel	6'5" online