The SPACE PATROL has been your Gateway to sonic disturbance since 2003. Operating an exclusive weekly transmission at luxuriamusic.com , it is the best and the worst of Exotica, Soundtracks, classic, Bollywood, Song Poems, old time commercials, and... horrendous ephemera. Each Saturday at 6pm PST/9pm EST/0200 GMT Sunday overnight, you can tune in, chat with fellow unfortunates, and regale to a truly unique experience... even for the World Wide Weird. Let's! You! So! Space Patrolled! Complete 60-minute episodes of your One True SPACE PATROL are available for purchase in CD audio quality at axenhammer.com/spacepatrol . (above image by Maneki Neko for Triskadecoplegia - sue HER!)
Filthy Torso Sheath 1Is the day hot? Give your profoundly over-roasted trunk a break with a Hanes Beefy-T. (Both short and long-sleeve shirts have the same front and rear art.)
$18.69
The Whiteness is blinding. You seek the darkness. Here it is. Obfuscation of your trunk-based flaws is achieved effortlessly with this essentially painless garment.
$19.89
For less oven-fired climes, try covering your grotesque trunk with the long-sleeve version. (Both short and long-sleeve shirts have the same front and rear art.)
$22.89
Festering, Clutching MammalThis fuzzy BASTARD seems harmless, but... the eyes, they follow you, and record everything you touch and do... especially touch.
$13.59
SousepadTake your Mouse on a journey through a painful alcoholic haze with the Space Patrolled Sousepad!
$11.49
Counter-Downer to ApocalypseOh sure, it looks like a standard clock, but be warned... it really ticks away the minutes to Oblivion!
$11.49
Unenormous Liquid Addiction HolderThis reduced-scale vessel can sturdily ferry all forms of liquid malfeasance to your waiting yet quivering mouth (you know, where the sores are).
$11.49
Exceptional Multi-Temperate Fluid VesselYou require an exceptional quantity of fluidic elixir. This vessel has what it takes. OBTAIN it or be prepared to explain yourself!
$12.59
Grotesque Sphere of ImpropergandaHere we find a black pin for your black heart. Wear it and be seditious.
$3.03
Nasty Magnet of PoltroonousityAffix traitorous documents to things like refrigerators with this disingenuous tool.
$3.03
Sickening 12-Month Rebuke DeviceFor 365 days, you can have the world's most garish logo staring at you... insulting you... JUDGING you.
$4.19
Large Size Home Imperfection EradicatorYour wall, it has cracks and holes. These shame you. Conceal these flaws with this 16"x20" artifact. You know, that hole where you stuff bodies, or that stain that looks like the Virgin Mary.
$14.69
Thumper StickerGet your poor old car THUMPED by joyriding aliens with this unfortunate product.
$3.59
