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Here's where you'll find something to satisfy even the hardest to please Middle Child.
"I.M.C.U. New Member" Merchandise (For Children) What better way to say, "Sorry. You just became a Middle Child!" Proudly displays the I.M.C.U. New Member card. The perfect gift for the newest members of our very special club. |
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Middle Child Masks Middle Children are already an endangered species. Stay safe out there with these Middle Child themed masks. |
Save the Middle Child! Merchandise As families get smaller, Middle Children are on the verge of extinction! Don't go down without a fight. Share our plight with the world, one tee at a time.ENDANGERED SPECIES emblazoned on the back. |
Mid Kid Flag & Pledge Merchandise Show your Mid Kid Pride with merchandise emblazoned with the Middle Child flag and motto (Attentionem Ante Omnia --Attention Above All!)on the front, and the Mid Kid pledge on the back. |
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Occupy Mid Kid's Day Merchandise Let's move Middle Child's Day from August 12 to a day that makes more sense, like July 2 -- the Smack Dab middle of the year! Join the movement!! |
"New" Hand-Me-Down Merchandise Tired of wearing clothes that have been worn before? Choose from the world's largest collection of never-before-worn hand-me-down apparel! |
"International Middle Child Union" Merchandise Middle Children have to stick together! Show your solidarity with official merchandise from the world's largest seller of I.M.C.U items. (Okay, we're the only seller, but that's not the point!) |
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"Middle Child Party Logo" Merchandise Middle Children know how to negotiate. That's why politicians have to stop acting like children, and start acting like Middle Children! The ONLY place to get official Middle Child Party merchandise. |
"Mid Kid Eyechart" Merchandise It's true: Middle Children really do have a different way of seeing things! |
"Middle Child Syndrome Meter" Merchandise Let the world know when your Middle Child Syndrome is running high. Of course, if you're a Middle Child, you know that's EVERY day! |
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"The Cure for Middle Child Syndrome" Merchandise If you're looking for something to help ease the pain of Middle Child Syndrome, we've got just what the Doctor ordered! |