"Howdy folks! I'm Slam Buckra, and I'd like to welcome you to SLAM BUCKRA'S BUCKETS O' GOODIES ON-LINE INTERNET EMPORIUM/STORE/SHOP/DINNER THEATER. It's nice to see y'all here. Feel free to wander `round shoppin' or just hang out and meet yer neighbors! We got lotza funktional and ultra stylish shtuff for you, your friends, your family, your co-workers, your mistresses and/or yer boy toys!! Shop carefully....and remember...keep a-feedin' that grin!"
White T-shirtBe the first one on yer block to be sportin a real live Slam Buckra T-Shirt! People will instantly know that you are cool, and wanna be near you!
$18.99
Specially designed for shapely dames! Looks extra nice wet!
$19.99
Ash is nice....
$18.99
STAY WARM, LOOK COOL! Dig the subtle understated location of the logo. Perfect for church or the country club! Show people just how HIP you really are!
$21.99
GOTZ THE LOGO ON THE FRONT AND THE BACK!!! In addition, long sleeves are designed to keep your arms warm AND attract people of the opposite sex!!!
$22.99
Slam Buckra Martini CapIt's too gosh darn cool!
$15.99
Slam SackNearly all your possessions will fit neatly inside this lovely SLAM SACK.
$13.99
Buckra BearGuaranteed cuddley and spankable!
$13.99
Slam Buckra Large Pet BowlLet your pooch feel hip with this nifty Slam Buckra Dog Bowl!
$20.99
MousepadTHIS AIN'T NO MOUSEPAD....IT'S A GIANT BEVERAGE COASTER!!! A pitcher of beer would fit nicely on this thing....or an overfilled martini glass....(they tend to splash around!).
$11.99
"Jazzamatazz" Wall ClockOriginal Slam Buckra artwork titled "Jazzamatazz" is featured on this way swank wall clock. You may not always be able to tell what time it is, but it sure looks cool!
$19.99
Buckra MugHow bout this SMALLER cup! Perfect for those STRONGER beverages!
$11.99
Jumbo Buckra MugEnjoy your beverages (adult or otherwise) with class!!! People will instantly know just how cultured and troubled you are when they see you sipping out of your very own 15 oz. SLAM BUCKRA MUG!
$12.99
Buckra BoxersSome places are more important and expressive than others. EXPRESS YO' SELF!!
$13.99
Slam Buckra Total Babe ThongBy popular demand!
$8.99
Slam Buckra Postal Cards!Scribble and mail important messages to important people using this way cool-i-fied Slam Buckra Postal Card!
$6.99
Slam Buckra Original Art Greeting CardsSix greeting cards featuring original Slam Buckra artwork titled "Here & Then". Almost too cool to send to anyone! Almost...
$15.99
Slam Buckra Martini Sticker!Adhere this Slam Buckra Martini sticker to anythang your twisted heart desires!
$3.99
Buckra Bumper StickerStick it on your bumper or anywhere that's legal and won't cause chaffing!
$4.49
