
Oh boy. Do we have fun, while addressing some serious and not-so-serious issues. Shop here for PARIS FOR PRESIDENT merchandise, the original T-shirt banned by MoveOn.Org for General Petraeus (the shirt that started a furor --click the logo to see the video) and others that support our troop shirts. Thank you so much!
Right To Criticize Yellow T-Shirt$20.00
Take Back The Pink Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-A self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$30.00


A self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$25.00


A self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$20.00
Take Back The Pink Value T-shirtA self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$14.00


Support Our Troops? You bet. We support increased military spending on healthcare and long term mental health benefits and access.
$29.00
Support Our Troops White T-ShirtSupport Our Troops? You bet. We support increased military spending on healthcare and long term mental health benefits and access.
$20.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Women's V-Neck T-SThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$21.00


The power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$21.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Fitted T-ShirtThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$21.00


$22.00


Support Our Troops? You bet. We support increased military spending on healthcare and long term mental health benefits and access.
$24.00


A self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$20.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Tote BagThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$18.00
Rally & Yard Sign --Respect Our TroopsA self anointed peace group that uses polemic language to harass soldiers (as reported by the Berkeley Daily Planet)? Oh please! We're not dumb!
$20.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Dog T-ShirtThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$22.00
Don't Dis Petraeus Mug$16.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Ceramic Travel MugThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$23.00
Absolutely! Paris For President Large MugThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$17.00
Absolutely! Paris For President 3.5" ButtonThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$8.50
Absolutely! Paris For President Small PosterThe power blonde takes over stilletos and all. A business woman, her mistakes already admitted, excellent manners, and a good dresser! Yes! We're charmed!!
$19.00
Petreaus Sticker (Rectangular)Not waterproof! Here's the shirt that launched a cease and desist letter from you know who!
$5.50
Paris For President Bumper StickerYes, you should put this on your car and then go shopping! Be sure to park next to a car with the white hair dude's sticker.
$8.50