Artmakers Worlds : Funny Phrases

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being over the hill is better than being under it	Ever stop to think and forget to start up again?	He who dies with the most, is nonetheless DEAD
I have a Liberal Arts Degree. Want fries with tha	Smith and Wesson, the original point and click	Wrinkled was NOT one of the things I wanted to be
I'm not a complete idiot, just some parts are miss	Consciousness, that annoying time between naps	Earth is the INSANE Asylum for the universe.
The Gene Pool could use a little Chlorine	God must love stupid people, he made so many	Out of my mind, back in five minutes
Beauty is in the eye of the BEERholder	I don't suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute of i	Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke	Some People are Alive because it's illegal to KILL	Your just jealous because the voices only talk to