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all for oneAll for one and I'm the one. Is there any better way to let everyone know where they stand? |
Kag ReportThe Kag Report, home of the world's most accomplished rock reporter. A satire and fake news site, that's funny. Because it's humor and humor is funny. |
Your LifeSome people are living a sucky life. Reminding them about it is the right thing to do. |
Monkey RulesGet permission before spanking someone else's monkey and other useful information for the dedicated pet owner. |
The PrenupsSometimes a prenuptial agreement doesn't cover all the details that need covering. Like the toilet seat, and what gets to be scratched and when.
We're here to help. |
The ApologiesSome people are stupid and they want you to apologize for it.
Well OK then. |
EvolutionWe evolved. Well some of us did anyway. |
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DaddyWho's Your Daddy? That's right, now pay attention to what I say. |
More than enoughIf the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum. Some of us expect more. |
OverachieversWe're not all scraping the bottom of the barrel. Some of us are overachieving. |
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Mirror ImagesBecause nothing matters as much as the reflection you see in the mirror. |
TastyAnimals taste good but don't overcook. |
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KagnasztyThere ain't no nasty like Kagnaszty. |
